Saturday, April 18, 2009

JUST WHEN I HAD A LITTLE WRITERS BLOCK, A HIPSTER DOUCHBAG LASHES OUT!!!

  • So there i was relaxing to a sip of sweet Bustello coffee on a bright and sunny saturday afternoon. I leaned back and left clicked, opening my e-mail and BAM! i was suddenly  assaulted by a hipster douchebag right there in my very livingroom. This meathead named Daniel Gdula had left numerous comments on my blog. All of them were equally disturbing and spoke to me volumes of information about this pathetic individuals sad sad life.  Daniel then topped it off by lashing out on me and commenting on a picture of me saying that i looked like a "whigger fagott" Well Danny boy the jig is up. First of all you are obviously homophobic which i am not. Oh Danny boy, whats the matter huh? (Did your uncle touch you one too many times in your no no spot?) You are also a racist, which i am not. (Must be that all the minority kids used to beat little Danny up in the school yard and make him eat dirt sandwiches) He he he. This blog of mine is as i have mentioned is a safe place for me to vent my anger and frustration about the gentrification of my town, my village, Brooklyn NY. And then you come along and leave a trail of nonsensical comments that are fueled by your anger, your pain, your dissappointment of a life gone terribly wrong. The real cherry on the icecream is when you see this cats picture. The first thing that came to mind was" This guy has got to be kidding, is he for real??"..."One of my friends must be pulling my leg" And then i doubled over, rocked by the meanest belly laugh i have had in a long time. Ladies and gentleman i tell you, you must see this picture to believe it. Magnum P.I (Pathetic Idiot) is what i call This.He has some nerve calling me gay, will you look at that moustache (PICTURE BELOW) and don't forget to leave some nice comments for Daniel the douchebag!  And do read all his comments which i will allow to litter my page for your viewing pleasure . This fool left a trail of crumbs leading to his blogger page and his profile. You have to see it to believe it.   Yes, he disses the hipsters and then has the puppy nuts to sport a fedora hat with a thick ass hairy caterpiller above his upper lip!!!  He has some nerve in branding me a fag, just look at this clowns bad Bleach job. Daniel i am sorry to tell you that you are the one who looks gay...you are the infintile loser who lashes out at people with rhetoric that he can just as easily claim as commentary about himself. How truly sad. Daniel for your information this is a place for me to" safely" vent my anger for a reason. Yes This is my anger management zone. Why is that? Well if you read my Rap sheet, if you read the profile written about me by the Government then you would dare never ever say that crap to my face. Franky i doubt you have the nutsack to comment in this fashion to anyones face. That is because Daniel Gdula, you are a coward with no heart whatsoever. You are nothing but a worm. Go back to that little hole in the ground that you and all your hipster buddies  slithered out of and give me a buzz when your balls drop! Arghhh.....Danieal Gdula...Another hipster douchbag...When will the madness end? 
Here he is folks...Daniel Gdula A.K.A Magnum P.I (Pathetic Idiot) Some nerve to comment huh?  Here is the link to his pathetic page so that  you can see that i am not joking. This crap is so typically Hipster, i could never make up something this bad. It's just too devoid of creativity: (CLICK HERE)




6 comments:

Daniel Gdula said...

Eh,I understand I was blatantly and asshole. I just feel as if you, through your own anger, find it reasonable to take it out on another demographic, i.e hipsters - whatever the word may be that use to pertain to skinny, tight garbed men and women. I apologize for lashing out but in all fairness - you simply can't categorize all of us into this net when you consistently, openly and verbally bash the sincerity out of us as if you've been threatened or attacked in the same way. Who is not to say there is some block named ' I Hate Ignorant, Loudmouths '; it is possible but most people don't have the time or the narrow-mindedness to create such a forum for stupid, immature bullshit. You have every right for free speech as do I. I have no problem with anyone except those who pride themselves on living vicariously through the insulting of others. I apologize again. I just think hate is a wasted emotion but if you want to waste your time on it, good luck Dante.

Anthony Ronaldo said...

And specifically speaking of gentrification, it is - in no way- something you and your brigade of causeless haters can stop. I am sure the native Americans were more then pissed when Britain colonized their land, killed them maliciously and imprisoned/destroyed their tradition of loving. But man, that type of activity is not happening to you. So what, your favorite deli is replaced by a record store or coffeeshop.I understand man, I do. But it is an obvious change that occurs everywhere and if the most provoking thing you witness during your day is some hipster kid spending his parents money of some hooddie for 200 bucks then your life isn't that bad. I know they're easy targets but who isn't, Dante?

Anthony Ronaldo said...

I also find it humorous that your boy Josh Homme from QOTSA is a total hipster. Irony is a tricky devil, damn...

Anthony Ronaldo said...

....it's cute how no one else really cares about your juvenile rambling. And what kind of 'artist' are you? Finger paint? Oh, and a starving one at that.

I also really liked how to tried to trip a young women, you know, being 39 and all. Morals my little baldy. Find those then you can attempt to become an artist.

You're fighting for something that has no substance or blood behind it. It's playground literature.' I hate these people just because.' How poignant and thoughtful can that be? Grow up, get over it. Times are changing old man, you just have to learn how to roll with punches.

Leftover Crack is fucking amazing but I still think you're a insecure
man grasping onto everything he can in order to keep sane. Thumbs to diversity, you ignorant philistine.

Anonymous said...

I completely agree. Who are you?! How old are you?! And why are half your comments shitting on you instead of agreeing with you?! Newsflash dumbass!

The Dante said...

Dear Anonymous, or Anthony Ronaldo or Daniel Gnuda or whatever you wish to call yourself...if and when you make up your mind of who you really are. Let me start again...

Dear Hipster asshole, Sorry i got your panties in a bunch but the reality is that i have received hundreds of great e-mails and lots of positive comments on this blog so you can keep bitching like the little sissy ass that you are because what it all comes down to is that i upset your little pansy ass and got your attention and now here you are wasting your time on my blog...ha ha ha...you hipsters really are the scum of the earth...Go back to Mineola and quit trying to be an internet gangster ...He he he he...LOSER!!!